now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
Its not offensive and you’re not revolutionary. Enjoy your cats.
if you’re implying that i’m going to end up alone i think i can say the same to you since you’re going to be a jerk about people’s personal choices (which have clearly offended you)
There needs to be a movement where women wear shorts and don’t shave because men need to get used to the fact that women can and should do whatever they please with their body.
My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.
Get off my land you little shits.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
balls or gtfo
Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via larmoyante)
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
June approves of all the new floor space. #moving #emptyhome #wheresmyfurniture #snap #june #junebug #cat #kitty